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Old road closed

January 25th, 2012 · 6 Comments

High Street has been accepted for publication by Outpost19, “Provocative Digital Publishing” (http://outpost19.com/), so I have removed it this morning from this website.  Excerpts from it may be re-posted here soon as part of the marketing of the book, which should be available for purchase as an e-book through Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble.com (and [...]

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With men it’s violence

January 24th, 2012 · 2 Comments

“The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.” — Freya Stark (quoted in “East Is West” by Claudia Roth Pierpont)

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Better that than cursing blind

January 17th, 2012 · No Comments

“While the tale of how we suffer, and how we are delighted, and how we may triumph is never new, it always must be heard.  There isn’t any other tale to tell, it’s the only light we’ve got in all this darkness.” — James Baldwin, “Sonny’s Blues”

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Tags: Lit & Crit · The Granta Book of the American Short Story · Verandah

The inside dope

January 16th, 2012 · No Comments

“99 percent of lawyers don’t understand the prison designation and correctional process, and the 1 percent who do are all doing time.” — Ellis & Shummon, Federal Prison Guidebook

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Take aim and squeeze

September 6th, 2011 · No Comments

“Every child is born an artist.  The trouble is how to stay one as you grow up.” — Pablo Picasso

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Why won’t this thing straighten out?

August 27th, 2011 · No Comments

LHC results put supersymmetry theory ‘on the spot’ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14680570 (Dark matter is space.  Remember, you may have heard it here first.)

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With a clarifying effect

August 4th, 2011 · No Comments

“The truth, for all its power, is merciless.” — from “A Murder Foretold,” by David Grann

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A plea for good posture

August 3rd, 2011 · No Comments

“It’s better to die standing up than live on your knees.” — Alexey Navalny (from “Net Impact,” by Julia Ioffe)

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A plea for suffering

July 31st, 2011 · 4 Comments

“You’re abandoning a lot of ideas when you are too into comfort.” — Christian Louboutin (from “Sole Mate,” by Lauren Collins)

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Tags: Economics · Lit & Crit · Verandah

The enduring

July 30th, 2011 · No Comments

“Countries may fall, but their rivers and mountains remain.  When spring comes to the ruined castle, the grass is green again.” — Basho (from “Aftershocks,” by Evan Osnos)

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On the road to nowhere

July 26th, 2011 · 3 Comments

Colorado is one of the places where God kissed Mother Earth.  Susanne and I spent the past few days there, in and around the Conejos River valley. When we arrived at our lodge, the first thing management wanted us to know was that a bear had been through the compound the night before, thoroughly inspecting [...]

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No one ever gets it right

July 22nd, 2011 · No Comments

“Parenting is hard.  As any one who has gone through the process and had enough leisure (and still functioning brain cells) to reflect on it knows, a lot of it is a crapshoot.  Things go wrong that you have no control over, and, on occasion, things also go right, and you have no control over [...]

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Not only that, they spent all the money, too

July 14th, 2011 · 2 Comments

“The US government’s disregard for human rights in fighting terrorism in the years following the September 11, 2001 attacks diminished the US’ moral standing, set a negative example for other governments, and undermined US government efforts to reduce anti-American militancy around the world.  In particular, the CIA’s use of torture, enforced disappearance, and secret prisons [...]

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First things first

July 12th, 2011 · 7 Comments

“Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.” — Josh Billings

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Suffer the citizens

July 6th, 2011 · No Comments

“A prince should deliver the citizens from the sufferings brought upon themselves but should not bring suffering to the people for his own cause.” — Valmiki Ramayan, Ayodhyakanda Sarga 46

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Tags: Politics · The Ancients · Verandah

I see a red moon a-risin’

July 1st, 2011 · No Comments

You know what a “blue moon” is, and if you don’t, you can look it up, but you don’t have to because I’ll tell you right here and right now–a conjunctive spatio-temporal indicator, by the way, which is both fixed and flexible in, not only the virtual world of the internet, but the virtual world [...]

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short and sweet

June 18th, 2011 · 2 Comments

This week I’m posting another of those lower-case short-shorts I wrote in the mid-90s, “mama when she’s really pretty.”  I was channeling a six-year-old girl when I wrote this.  It was published in Chiron Review, a litmag run by Michael Hathaway for nearly thirty years before folding earlier this year.

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Simply put

June 16th, 2011 · No Comments

“I do believe in simplicity. When the mathematician would solve a difficult problem, he first frees the equation from all encumbrances, and reduces it to its simplest terms. So simplify the problem of life, distinguish the necessary and the real.” — Henry David Thoreau

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Just close your eyes and choose

June 15th, 2011 · No Comments

“We like to pretend that our experiments define the truth for us.  But that’s often not the case.  Just because an idea is true doesn’t mean it can be proved.  And just because an idea can be proved doesn’t mean it’s true.  When the experiments are done, we still have to choose what to believe.” [...]

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Smitten

June 14th, 2011 · No Comments

“It can be felt as love when you want to fuck someone and can’t.” — E. L. Doctorow, “Assimilation”

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There were villages in the land then

June 9th, 2011 · No Comments

“Duty, as well as inclination, urges the Lay Preacher to sermonize, while others slumber. To read numerous volumes in the morning, and to observe various characters at noon, will leave but little time, except the night, to digest the one or speculate upon the other. The night, therefore, is often dedicated to composition, and while [...]

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It’s a zoo out there

June 7th, 2011 · No Comments

“To better imagine zoo life, you might picture yourself living with your brother (if you are male) or sister (if you are female) in a department store’s window display that looks like a luxuriously furnished home.  Satin drapes shroud the French doors, white woolen upholstery encases the armchairs and the sofa, and a thick silk [...]

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Clubbable

June 3rd, 2011 · No Comments

“A few years ago, a group of economists looked at more than a hundred Fortune 500 firms, trying to figure out what predicted how much money the C.E.O. made.  Compensation, it turned out, was only weakly related to the size and profitability of the company.  What really mattered was how much money the members of [...]

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Breakfasting in Challenger Deep

June 1st, 2011 · No Comments

“Art is a sort of experimental station in which one tries out living.” — John Cage (from “Searching for Silence,” by Alex Ross)

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Tanzen verboten

May 31st, 2011 · No Comments

“The God who gave us life, gave us liberty at the same time; the hand of force may destroy, but cannot disjoint them.” — Thomas Jefferson, 1774

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The rational man

May 30th, 2011 · No Comments

“I like to do things that frighten me.  When I’m afraid, I understand more things.” — David Grossman (from “The Unconsoled,” by George Packer)

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Dream a little dream of me

May 27th, 2011 · No Comments

“The dream of artists–which is simply the dream of friends and lovers, magnified–is to plant themselves in other people’s heads.” — Tad Friend, “Sleeping with Weapons”

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Places to be

May 26th, 2011 · No Comments

“All the dreams you show up in are not your own.” — Gil Scott-Heron

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The necessary and the sufficient

May 19th, 2011 · No Comments

“Life is an end in itself, and the only question as to whether it is worth living is whether you have had enough of it.” — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. (from Steel’s Walter Lippmann and the American Century)

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Survival of the cleanest

May 8th, 2011 · No Comments

“If a cat walks around smelling like yesterday’s lunch it is much more likely to attract the unwanted attention of both what it is hunting and what is hunting it.” — Dodman, The Cat Who Cried for Help

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