The Art of Tetman Callis

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Gotta try it sometime

March 11th, 2012 · 2 Comments

“Nothing like a good ten, fifteen minutes of pubescent female shrieking to cover up all your mistakes.” — Keith Richards, Life

Tags: Lit & Crit

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  • 1 Averil Dean // Mar 11, 2012 at 10:12 am

    What you need are a guitar and a tight pair of pants. Maybe some eyeliner. How are your hip gyrations, how’s that sneer? You’ve got to kit yourself out and WORK it, baby.

  • 2 Tetman Callis // Mar 11, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    Yeah. Sure. I was born when Eisenhower was president. I try any of the shit you’re suggesting, the loony bin can just file me under “P” for Pathetic.

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