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March 11th, 2012 · 2 Comments
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The Art of Tetman Callis
Some of the stories and poems may be inappropriate for persons under 16
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- A Dog by the Ears
- Abrumpo
- After the Dreaming
- All the Sobbing Cops
- apple strudel
- At Kahun, for the Health of the Mother and the Child
- burning man
- Candlelight and Flowers
- Casserole Man
- Christmas Pictures
- Dehiscence
- Desserts for the Reading of the KJV
- Dolomite
- Dropping back to Punt
- eleanor in uncertain way, pulling
- Entomology
- Exit Interview
- Extinguisher (with Unpacking the Object)
- Fifteen Small Apocalypses
- Gnats
- Grilled Cheese Sandwich with Pickles and Fries
- Guys Come in Three Sizes
- Howl
- Karen and the Dropout
- Kimberly!
- King of the Wire Rings
- latrodectus, loxosceles, lycosa tarentula
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- The Well-Molded Military Brick
- The Year Our Children Left
- Three Very Short Fictions
- Tossing Baby to the Tiger
- Vitrine
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- What Coy Said
- Yellowjacket
- Yttat
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Descartes’ Dreams
- Descartes’ Dreams – Intro
- First Dream – Puttin’ on the Ritz
- Third Dream – A Thousand Times No
- Fourth Dream – Motherless Child
- Eighth Dream – The Lion Sleeps Tonight
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2 responses so far ↓
1 Averil Dean // Mar 11, 2012 at 10:12 am
What you need are a guitar and a tight pair of pants. Maybe some eyeliner. How are your hip gyrations, how’s that sneer? You’ve got to kit yourself out and WORK it, baby.
2 Tetman Callis // Mar 11, 2012 at 12:45 pm
Yeah. Sure. I was born when Eisenhower was president. I try any of the shit you’re suggesting, the loony bin can just file me under “P” for Pathetic.
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