this is the bbc news, the real thing,
coming at the top of the hour
immediately after a broadcast of the can-can
dedicated to an old guy for his birthday (he turns 86)
okay, here it is, here goes
couple robbed and murdered on their honeymoon
opposition politicians circle for the kill
scores of people killed in a stampede
a dozen climbers missing up a mountain
a couple of guys rescued at sea
an oddity of nature
the weather is rainy or not
or rainy and not
there are several traffic problems, listen close
that’s it, i don’t know what to do with it either
except do this
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