The Art of Tetman Callis

i dreamed i was having
an affair with monica lewinsky.
she and i spent the night
at her house (in my dream).

it was a nice house (in my dream).
monica’s mom was concerned
but we told her, it’s okay, monica’s
mom, we didn’t have sex.

it rained that night. monica
snuck outside and covered my
car with a tarp while i slept.
that’s how nice she is.

i awoke (out of my dream),
ate nuts for breakfast, showered
and found i was down to my
last pair of clean briefs.

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