The Art of Tetman Callis

she asked me what sort of experience i had

i told her any sort that she could possibly want

she asked me what kind of wage i would need

i told her i would work for free and pilfer everything she owned

she asked me if i knew how to file

i told her there was no jail that could hold me

she asked me if i liked to drink

i told her i’d rather hold a pebble under my tongue

she asked me if i smoked in bed

i told her i would if she set me on fire

she asked me when i could start

i told her i had never stopped

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